I'm getting married! (To a suitor to be named later)

That's right, folks - I'm getting married in 2012! There is the inconsequential detail that I'm not actually dating someone right now, but I feel that is something that can easily be overcome. I have had a number of people who have told me this goal is unreasonable, and to them I ask - why do you have a pathological need to destroy my dreams, and consequently my future? Need I remind you that it is only February, and that gives me a full 20 months to enter into a relationship, fall madly in love, and have a small, tasteful wedding? If the beginning of 2012 nears and I have yet to find that special someone to spend the rest of my marriage with, I am willing to make an amendment to my goal and instead of being married by 2012, I will be engaged by 2012. To those of you who still find this unreasonable, I no longer wish to associate with you as you clearly wish me nothing but misery forever more, forever more, forever more.